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December 19th, 2020


10:23 am - Doing the Index Dance
You want to read my fic, and you can't because it's all friends-locked?

Comment here, and I'll friend you, then you can access the fic. I'll friend anyone who asks, unless I've had internet woes with you before.

Warning policy. In general, I don't like to put warnings on my fics. I warn for potentially triggering material like non-con, dub-con, gratuitously underage sex, violence and death. In general, I write happy endings because I am a romance writer. There's not a lot of sadness here, people. I don't warn for BDSM, but I have taken to advertising it in headers.

Chaosmanor's Fic Index

LOTR Real Person Fic
Viggo/Orlando
Batrachophobia versus Saliggariphobia
Close Enough to Speak
Diamonds and Rust
Doors
Hotel California
Inside-contains potentially triggering material
Long Shadows
Love Letter From a Cow
Miracle Fibre Man
The Missing Ingredient
October 20th
Only that Day Dawns to Which We are Awake
Orbit
Per Ardua ad Astra )
Perchance )
The Phoenician Sailor
Poison )
Redux
Separation of Desire )
Stranger to the Ground )
Telling Secrets
Thursday's Child )
Walking on Sunshine
Way Past Curious
Wild Boy

Other Pairings
Orlando/Elijah
Attitude Adjustment

SeanB/Ian
You Can Leave Your Hat On

Orlando/SeanB
Who is Watching the Watchers?

Viggo/Muse
Reaction

Orando/Elijah, Dom/Billy, SeanA/Ian
Bride of the Naughtiest Girl in School

Dom/Billy
Doraphilia

Dom/Orlando
Easy

Orlando/Atti
Paper-thin Walls

SeanB/Viggo, SeanB/Viggo/Orlando
Inclusion )
On the Road to Nowhere

Orlando/Karl/Viggo
Tierce

Orlando/Kate
Home

LOTR Fictional Person Fic
The Gift )
Two Into One

Other Fandoms
Star Wars
Another Language
Nightingale

Firefly
Silence, and Voice

Mythbusters
Busting the Undead

Black Books/Spooks
Back Door Man

Dogma
An Arrangement of Superstitions

How to Live a More Beautiful Life

Afflektion

Least Complicated

Such a Fucking Girl

Fall Out Boy

Glass, Like Promises

Heaven is Under Our Feet as Well as Over Our Heads

Time is but the Stream (sequel to Heaven is Under Our Feet) )

Leaving Albuquerque )

Outside of a Dog )


Put Down Your Weapons

Original Fiction

Eight Days

Tenderness

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June 26th, 2009


05:28 pm
Title: Time is but the Stream
Sequel to Heaven is Under Our Feet, as Well as Over Our Heads
Author: chaosmanor
Disclaimer: This is a non-profit, non-commercial work of fiction using the names and likenesses of real individuals. This fictional story is not intended to imply that the events herein actually occurred, or that the attitudes or behaviors described are engaged in or condoned by the real persons whose names are used without permission.
Fandom: Fall Out Boy
Pairing: Patrick/Andy
Warnings: Contains no material that I personally consider triggering. No non-con, dub-con, underage sex, or death.
Kinks: Contains no BDSM.
Word count: 27 750
Betaed by lifeisafight
Summary: “I’ve been feeling like I’ve been swimming in two different time streams at once, ever since this started,” Patrick said. “The ‘now.’ And the ‘then.’ Like being in two places at once. And I think I know why.”

Notes: I’ve opted to use another name and different biographical information for a Real Person in this fic who doesn’t have a public persona.
Andy quotes, interminably, from Walden and “Civil Disobedience”, both by Henry David Thoreau.

Enhanced Content! fanart and fanmixes are here!


Part One A: The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation )

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05:20 pm
~insert dark mutterings about post size limitations and having been spoiled by Dreamwidth here~

Time is but the Stream

Part One B: The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation continued )

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05:15 pm
Time is but a Stream

Part Two: We must have infinite faith in each other )

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05:12 pm
Time is but a Stream

Part Three: Live the life you have imagined )

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February 5th, 2009


07:19 pm
Final chapter, and it's all done.

Title: Outside of a Dog
Author: [info]chaosmanor
Rating: It's going to be for grownups only. Expect sex.
Disclaimer: This is a non-profit, non-commercial work of fiction using the names and likenesses of real individuals. This fictional story is not intended to imply that the events herein actually occurred, or that the attitudes or behaviors described are engaged in or condoned by the real persons whose names are used without permission.

The customer story in this chapter is true, and one of my staff also suggested the new shelving system.

Chapter One
Chapter Two
Chapter Three
Chapter Four
Chapter Five
Chapter Six
Chapter Seven
Chapter Eight
Chapter Nine
Chapter Ten
Chapter Eleven

Chapter Eleven )

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January 15th, 2009


10:28 pm
Title: Outside of a Dog
Author: [info]chaosmanor
Rating: It's going to be for grownups only. Expect sex.
Disclaimer: This is a non-profit, non-commercial work of fiction using the names and likenesses of real individuals. This fictional story is not intended to imply that the events herein actually occurred, or that the attitudes or behaviors described are engaged in or condoned by the real persons whose names are used without permission.

Chapter One
Chapter Two
Chapter Three
Chapter Four
Chapter Five
Chapter Six
Chapter Seven
Chapter Eight
Chapter Nine
Chapter Ten
Chapter Eleven


Chapter Ten )

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January 2nd, 2009


08:08 am
Title: Suburban Decay
Author: [info]chaosmanor
Rating: well, I gave it PG, on the grounds it had no smut in it. But there's a lot of swearing and icky bits in it.
Fandom: Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang.
Beta: thanks to [info]seanlily and sarren from livejournal

Notes: Written for quenne, as part of Yuletide 2008.

Suburban Decay )

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December 25th, 2008


05:16 pm
[info]yuletide isn't letting me leave comments for the stories I received, so I'm going to post my comments here, in the hope my wonderful writers drop past and find them.

The Running Order
Fandom: Drop the Dead Donkey
Rating: PG?
Author: anon at this stage


Comment:

~chortles with glee~

Thank you so much for this! They're all here, my favourite dysfunctional characters, and I loved every moment of this. It reads like a fragment of an episode, with the newsroom spirally towards its own death, doomed by Sally's promos. Adorable.

Cell Mates
Fandom: Askewnverse
Rating: PG?
Author: anon at this stage

Comment:

Yes! Thank you, thank you. I love this, and you. It's the scene I always wanted, that my imagination has been inserting into the movie for me since the first time I saw Clerks 2, and you wrote it out perfectly. ~hugs you silly~

ETA: and the database is now stable enough for comments to be left. Yay!

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December 14th, 2008


07:00 pm
Title: Outside of a Dog
Author: [info]chaosmanor
Rating: It's going to be for grownups only. Expect sex.
Disclaimer: This is a non-profit, non-commercial work of fiction using the names and likenesses of real individuals. This fictional story is not intended to imply that the events herein actually occurred, or that the attitudes or behaviors described are engaged in or condoned by the real persons whose names are used without permission.
Acknowledgments: A large tip of the keyboard to AlXson BechdXl, whose 'verse I might have borrowed from a little.

Chapter One
Chapter Two
Chapter Three
Chapter Four
Chapter Five
Chapter Six
Chapter Seven
Chapter Eight
Chapter Nine
Chapter Ten
Chapter Eleven


Chapter Nine )

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December 10th, 2008


10:46 am
Title: Outside of a Dog
Author: [info]chaosmanor
Rating: It's going to be for grownups only. Expect sex.
Disclaimer: This is a non-profit, non-commercial work of fiction using the names and likenesses of real individuals. This fictional story is not intended to imply that the events herein actually occurred, or that the attitudes or behaviors described are engaged in or condoned by the real persons whose names are used without permission.
Acknowledgments: A large tip of the keyboard to AlXson BechdXl, whose 'verse I might have borrowed from a little.

Chapter One
Chapter Two
Chapter Three
Chapter Four
Chapter Five
Chapter Six
Chapter Seven
Chapter Eight
Chapter Nine
Chapter Ten
Chapter Eleven


Chapter Eight )

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December 4th, 2008


05:42 pm
Title: Outside of a Dog
Author: [info]chaosmanor
Rating: It's going to be for grownups only. Expect sex.
Disclaimer: This is a non-profit, non-commercial work of fiction using the names and likenesses of real individuals. This fictional story is not intended to imply that the events herein actually occurred, or that the attitudes or behaviors described are engaged in or condoned by the real persons whose names are used without permission.
Acknowledgments: A large tip of the keyboard to AlXson BechdXl, whose 'verse I might have borrowed from a little.

The customer stories in this chapter are true.

Chapter One
Chapter Two
Chapter Three
Chapter Four
Chapter Five
Chapter Six
Chapter Seven
Chapter Eight
Chapter Nine
Chapter Ten
Chapter Eleven


Chapter Seven )

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November 21st, 2008


10:04 am
Title: Outside of a Dog
Author: [info]chaosmanor
Rating: It's going to be for grownups only. Expect sex.
Disclaimer: This is a non-profit, non-commercial work of fiction using the names and likenesses of real individuals. This fictional story is not intended to imply that the events herein actually occurred, or that the attitudes or behaviors described are engaged in or condoned by the real persons whose names are used without permission.
Acknowledgments: A large tip of the keyboard to AlXson BechdXl, whose 'verse I might have borrowed from a little.

This chapter is for carnilia, because she made me a piece of art that has nothing to do with this story, but that made me smile a lot.

Also, the customer story in this chapter is true, only the customer asked for a blue book with an elf on it.

Chapter One
Chapter Two
Chapter Three
Chapter Four
Chapter Five
Chapter Six
Chapter Seven
Chapter Eight
Chapter Nine
Chapter Ten
Chapter Eleven


Chapter Six )

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November 15th, 2008


05:17 pm
Title: Outside of a Dog
Author: [info]chaosmanor
Rating: It's going to be for grownups only. Expect sex.
Disclaimer: This is a non-profit, non-commercial work of fiction using the names and likenesses of real individuals. This fictional story is not intended to imply that the events herein actually occurred, or that the attitudes or behaviors described are engaged in or condoned by the real persons whose names are used without permission.
Acknowledgments: A large tip of the keyboard to AlXson BechdXl, whose 'verse I might have borrowed from a little.

Chapter One
Chapter Two
Chapter Three
Chapter Four
Chapter Five
Chapter Six
Chapter Seven
Chapter Eight
Chapter Nine
Chapter Ten
Chapter Eleven





Chapter Five )

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November 14th, 2008


08:16 am
Dear Yuletide Secret Santa

Thank you so much in advance for writing me a story!

Now, let's see if I can be more helpful than I was in my sign up.

1. Askwenverse. So, Jay and Silent Bob. What's not to love about this two? I'd love to see something slashy, or pre-slashy, because that's how I roll. But I'd also be delighted with a friendship fic about them, if that's what you write.

2. Drop the Dead Donkey. I didn't request a pairing, or specify any characters for this fandom, because I adore all of them. Joy is so bitter. Damien is so wrong. George is so ineffectual. I could go on, for the entire character list.

3. Reginald Hill- Dalziel and Pascoe. ~sigh~ One of my favourite universes, both the books and the TV series. One of my favourite pairings, too. Again, I'd be happy with a canon friendship fic. I don't mind if you write bookverse or TV-verse, either.

spolier alert behind the cut for the final Modesty Blaise book, Cobra Trap )

Now, onto the general likes!

I like snarky dialogue, AUs, happy endings, love stories, unresolved sexual tension, resolved sexual tension, slice-of-life and day-in-the-life stories, domestic settings, drunken confessions, characters arguing over the toast, stakeouts, car chases, explosions, and good guys who are bad and bad guys who are good.

And I like you, for writing me a story in one of my fandoms.

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November 9th, 2008


09:55 pm
Title: Outside of a Dog
Author: [info]chaosmanor
Rating: It's going to be for grownups only. Expect sex.
Disclaimer: This is a non-profit, non-commercial work of fiction using the names and likenesses of real individuals. This fictional story is not intended to imply that the events herein actually occurred, or that the attitudes or behaviors described are engaged in or condoned by the real persons whose names are used without permission.
Acknowledgments: A large tip of the keyboard to AlXson BechdXl, whose 'verse I might have borrowed from a little.

Chapter One
Chapter Two
Chapter Three
Chapter Four
Chapter Five
Chapter Six
Chapter Seven
Chapter Eight
Chapter Nine
Chapter Ten
Chapter Eleven


Chapter four, behind the cut )

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October 3rd, 2008


12:59 pm - New faces in town...
What's happened out there in the blogosphere? Where are you all coming from?

To all the new people rocking into my insanejournal, yes I will friend you, but you have to either create yourself an insanejournal, or log in using openID and your livejournal name. Easy to follow instructions here. Leaving me an anonymous comment doesn't work. Really. Everyone got that?

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August 24th, 2008


07:27 pm
The bookshop fic is named, at least temporarily...

Title: Outside of a Dog
Author: [info]chaosmanor
Rating: It's going to be for grownups only. Expect sex.
Disclaimer: This is a non-profit, non-commercial work of fiction using the names and likenesses of real individuals. This fictional story is not intended to imply that the events herein actually occurred, or that the attitudes or behaviors described are engaged in or condoned by the real persons whose names are used without permission.
Acknowledgments: A large tip of the keyboard to AlXson BechdXl, whose 'verse I might have borrowed from a little.

Chapter One
Chapter Two
Chapter Three
Chapter Four
Chapter Five
Chapter Six
Chapter Seven
Chapter Eight
Chapter Nine
Chapter Ten
Chapter Eleven



Chapter Three )

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August 12th, 2008


09:55 pm
Title: Outside of a Dog
Author: [info]chaosmanor
Rating: It's going to be for grownups only. Expect sex.
Disclaimer: This is a non-profit, non-commercial work of fiction using the names and likenesses of real individuals. This fictional story is not intended to imply that the events herein actually occurred, or that the attitudes or behaviors described are engaged in or condoned by the real persons whose names are used without permission.
Acknowledgments: A large tip of the keyboard to AlXson BechdXl, whose 'verse I might have borrowed from a little.

Notes: I'm obscuring the names of the authors that are mentioned randomly in this fic, to prevent drive-by googling. I know about science fiction authors and their vanity googling, and I don’t need anyone dropping into my RPS accidentally that way.

Chapter One
Chapter Two
Chapter Three
Chapter Four
Chapter Five
Chapter Six
Chapter Seven
Chapter Eight
Chapter Nine
Chapter Ten
Chapter Eleven



Chapter Two )

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August 3rd, 2008


08:11 pm
It's the first chapter of a WIP. Bandom, folks. Crack bandom.


Title: Outside of a Dog
Author: [info]chaosmanor
Rating: It's going to be for grownups only. Expect sex.
Disclaimer: This is a non-profit, non-commercial work of fiction using the names and likenesses of real individuals. This fictional story is not intended to imply that the events herein actually occurred, or that the attitudes or behaviors described are engaged in or condoned by the real persons whose names are used without permission.
Acknowledgments: A large tip of the keyboard to AlXson BechdXl, whose 'verse I might have borrowed from a little.


Notes: I'm obscuring the names of the authors that are mentioned randomly in this fic, to prevent drive-by googling. I know about science fiction authors and their vanity googling, and I don’t need anyone dropping into my RPS accidentally that way.

Those of you who know me in Real Life will know I manage a bookshop for my day job. Hee. Not all the stupid stuff in here is fictional. Anything involving customer service probably happened.

Chapter One
Chapter Two
Chapter Three
Chapter Four
Chapter Five
Chapter Six
Chapter Seven
Chapter Eight
Chapter Nine
Chapter Ten
Chapter Eleven


Chapter One )

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